DREAMING OF DITA

From the moment I laid eyes on her, I knew she was the one. I've never been able to apply that saying to actual human being, but I have been able to use it when it comes to sunglasses. And I'm not talking about just any kind of sunnies. I'm talking about none other than the infamous DITA LEGENDS. You may have seen a few celebs rocking them in the trashy mags we all hate to love to read, (only on airplanes for me). You may have seen me rocking them over the past few summers. Well, a couple of weeks ago, I forgot my case, threw them into my H&M crossbody bag, and went on about my business. I may or may not have been having a few cocktails that evening??? Irrelevant either way. I woke up the next morning to find my beloved Dita's broken....(insert every F bomb imaginable). I called the nearest Dita hospital and spoke a Dita Doctor by the name of Jacob. He told me to bring her in right away so he could asses the damage. Without any hesitation, I phoned my cousin and told her we needed to pack up the baby and drive to Newport Beach ASAP! Fashion Island is super kid friendly and my cousin always loves to shop with me, who doesn't? We arrived at the Dita Legends store, (a.k.a the Dita Hospital), and I was happily greeted by Dr. Jacob. I was taken aback by how amazing the store was and all of the deliciousness oozing from the wall cases inside. Dr. Jacob noticed I was distracted and reminded me of why I was there in the first place. He took a look at my bruised and broken girl, then said he needed to keep her for further observation. Once that was handled, I began to do what I do best - SHOP. Meanwhile, my cousin was trying to land the next spot on The Real Houswives of O.C. by spotting Taylor Armstrong next door. Yes, her lips are just as big if not bigger in person. By this time I had narrowed down my options to three fabulous pair of Dita's. I really couldn't decide, until the AMAZING Dr. Jacob pulled a new pair named AMANT off the shelf and told me to try them on. Do you hear that? Angels singing. Harps playing. DITA HEAVEN. And that was it. She was the one! 

Taxon

Paradis

Special thanks to Jacob for the AMAZING customer service! These bad boys are a life changer!